Eat the peas
You know your state's in trouble when the antics of its politicians start turning up on The Daily Show and in late night monologs. While New York has been briefly displaced by South Carolina as the butt of jokes, due to their governor's (once) mysterious walkabout, don't count Albany out yet. It's a slow-motion train wreck that keeps on giving. Dueling simultaneous sessions?--you can't make this stuff up. Lockouts and walkouts, shouting matches, the governor threatening armed intervention--oh joy.
Formulating fixes for our dysfunctional state legislature has become a cottage industry. Popular suggestions: fire the leaders (assuming you can tell who they are); dock everyone's pay; make them all sit at the table until they eat their peas. Rick Lazio (former GOP candidate for the US Senate) suggests: "Senate? We don' need no steenking Senate," proposing a single-house legislature like Nebraska's.
This is the Empire State; maybe we just need an emperor. Caligula had no trouble with Rome's legislature; he could get his horse appointed to the Senate. The whole horse--he was probably thinking, "Why leave the job half done?"
Caption: Caligula parades his horse Incitatus before the Roman Senate.


